PRINTS COMING SOON!

I'll have a new print available soon! I'm doing a limited run of about 25 or so of my new piece, ANOTHER DEAD ARTIST.

Check www.METROCATPISS.tk soon!

Been Out Of It, or, The Guy I Steal WiFi From Needs To Move Closer

I know.....i havent posted in a month. My stolen WiFi cuts out like a jigsaw. Oh well. No excuses.

So I've been thinking of making some merch for you all to obediently eat up, but i need YOUR help....

What i need, is for you to tell me WHAT art you would like to see ON what products. Whether it be a hoody, a coffee cup, print, poster, what-have-you. I just dont want to be sitting on a ton of stuff I'D be stoked on, but nobody ACTUALLY wanted.

if i get enough responses for a particular item, I'll be more geared toward getting it made.

Cool? Cool.

also.....new piece on METROCATPISS.tk . This was done in some german Graffiti writer's blackbook. I never met him.

Z-DAY

Z-DAY. T MINUS 5 DAYS AND COUNTING.

Go to ZOMBIEPRIDE.org to support the cause. come down to Bucktown Center of the Arts(222 e. 2nd st) at 6 p.m. on 10-31-09 to prepare to take to the streets in ZOMBIE UNITY.

cause HEY, we're people too! ......

Or at least we USED TO be.

Then make sure to stay for DEADSTOCK!

Aaaaand for all you people who dont give a shit about me, i'll have an all-new, original piece up in the Deadstock art auction.

fuck it. Twit

for all that it matters......... @metrocatpiss

sorry to all zero people who read this. no internet means stealing WiFi, which means only checking a few sites. oh well

is BIRTHDAY!

i am OLDER!

"Lip Service" lyrics

[Lip Service]

I'm too old for this bullshit

Let your "Yes" be yes & your "No" be no

Should'a known better

Than to get my hopes up,

cause you'd never fucking show

So now I'm writing this alone now

A throat without a band

Cause i got no fuckin friends

ALL's "Mass Nerder" on heavy rotation

They spoke the fuckin truth

When they sand "Fairweather Friend"

I JUST WANNA FEEL ALIVE AGAIN

I DONT WANNA WASTE AWAY

THERES NO MORE STABHISEYES, MY FRIEND

WE NEVER EVEN GOT OUR DAY

I hear CIV say "Set your goals"

But whats the point in that

when it never comes to pass

I guess i was too excited

Cause i bragged about the band,

And now I look like an ass

So now I'm just a fuckin' shut-in

I never leave the house

It's a life I've come to hate

Is it all really over?

theres so much i wanna do

But i fear its much too late.

"B.T.O." -lyrics to a pissed-off, non-existent song

im posting some very personal lyrics i wrote. they were never made into songs due to me getting fucked over time and time again with my so-called "band".  ENJOY, BITCHES! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

[B.T.O.]

We were the crew

now where the fuck are you?

One second we're drinkin beers,

Now you dissappeared out of the blue

You said you're Down For Life

You said we're thick as thieves

You said that we'd fight side-by-side

But I'm not the one who leaves

YOURE GONE, YOURE GONE

I CANT FIND YOU ANYWHERE

YOURE PROBLY HANGIN AT THE MALL 

WITH SHITTY GREASED UP HAIR

Remember that time at my place?

You cried into your beer

You talked of friendship, trust, and that

the crew'd always be here

I hope the cool kids treat you right

I thought i always did

I cant blame you for following the crowd

Youre just a Fuckin' Kid

BIKE PUNX!

Write a New Note

BIKE PUNX!

well, after not hearing from him in quite a while, Trash sowed up at my house yesterday. he asked if i wanted to ride down to Salvation Army with him. i did. we came back home, and decided to go ride some more. my legs hurt so bad by the time i got home last night. im surprised i was able to get up this morning.

this was a start in fullfilling my Bike Punx goal. i want to start a bike gang. not bmx. not motor. bikes. tall bikes, beachcruisers, lowriders, custon frankenstein bikes. whatever. BIKE PUNX!

we also hit up multiple dumpsters, and scored some sweet shit. we got....

1)a Cars backpack for Metro II
2)a fork, knife, and spoon
3)a big plastic stirring spoon
4)a big kitchen knife
4)a ceramic holder thing?
5)a length of rope
6)some hair-clipper attachments
7)a milkcrate to carry it all in

not a bad haul if you ask me.

but we did hope for a carton of smokes in the cigarette outlet to no avail.

oh well. i hope to ride again soon.its good exercise. but it hurts my legs like a motherfucker.

BIKE PUNX! thank you Mitch Clem.

Adidas Millenium collection

Seriously. you've got a great, timeless shoe (figure it out), that has endured countless trends, and fashions, and still come out on top. So what do you do? create a "new" version of said shoe, that defiles the legacy of its namesake. you throw in an UGLY, puffy white midsole, you competely destroy the classic shape and sillouette that we've come to know and love, and still have the gall to call it by its Original name, while adding the word "Millenium" on the end. 

Who are you fooling? I, for one, am not buying in. But who knows? maybe by "millenium", they meant the NEXT one....as in the year 3000.

i just dont get it.

so i have yet ANOTHER webpage to maintain

theres really no reason to do this, so i will. pointlessness is the spice of life. i already have a Myspace, Facebook, my personal website- http://www.metrocatpiss.tk , an ArtConspiracy, and probably more than i care to remember. oh well. i guess this is all just proof that i'm not Jacob.(c'mon geeks, YOU know)